Friday, January 20, 2006

Men Strike Back!!!

Here's something for all the lovely men out there!!:) we didn't leave you guys out...enjoy it!!:)

The time has finally come...
Men strike back! ! ! ! ! !


How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested. Boy ain't this the truth!
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This is for the good men who need a laugh and to the women who can handle the truth..

(This was taken from an e-mail)

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha ha, u guys have finally got something for guys. Thats good to see that u guys haven't forgotten us.

10:54 PM  
Blogger Omni said...

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

(Click here if you dare)

2:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

of course we hvn't forgotten you...
this world wudn't be the same without u nw wud it????? looking at good things as well as a heap of disastrous things..:)

11:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

heheheeheheheee...this definitely was a rib tickler.had a good laugh.

9:25 PM  

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